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"Piled Higher and Deeper" by Jorge Cham
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Transcript

When it's better to call yourself a...


“Student”“Researcher”
Getting a student discount
Registering for a conference
Using student facilities (health center, gym, housing)
Talking to friends and family
Crashing department parties with signs that say “No students allowed”
Finding parking on campus
Impressing someone on a first date